Ship Happens: A Dark Rom-Com (The Slaycation Series, Book 3)
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Welcome to the "Bruise Cruise," where the drinks are top-shelf, the stakes are lethal, and the vacationers are professional serial killers. In this third installment of the viral *Slaycation* series, federal agent Frankie boards the ship with one objective: dismantle the criminal network operating from the shadows. However, her mission hits a snag in the form of Maverick, a charming, twenty-two-year-old hitman who is as dangerous as he is distracting. Forced into the ultimate test of nerves, Frankie and Maverick are trapped in the same suite, sparking a high-tension game of cat and mouse. As they navigate the claustrophobic confines of the ship, their electric chemistry quickly complicates the mission. This enemies-to-lovers, reverse age-gap romance thrives on sharp, savage banter and a slow-burn tension that eventually boils over into intense, high-stakes spice. Blending dark, unhinged humor with heart-pounding suspense, *Ship Happens* is an addictive ride that keeps readers guessing. Whether they are dodging federal agents or playing twisted games, these characters prove that love is the most dangerous hazard at sea. Pack your life vest and prepare for a chaotic, darkly funny, and incredibly spicy voyage that is anything but smooth sailing.
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04 4.4 out of 5 stars](javascript:void(0))(1,958) Book 3 of 4: The Slaycation Series Sorry, there was a problem loading this page. Try again. See all formats and editions Love hurts, but I like the pain Maverick The second I board the Bruise Cruise, I’m ready to indulge—top-shelf liquor, five-star meals, and maybe a little pain to round out the night. What I don’t expect? Falling for the one woman guaranteed to ruin everything. A federal agent. She’s here to sink us, and I’m stuck sharing a suite—and a bed—with the enemy. Frankie Get in. Take down Jim and his crew. Get out. That’s the mission. But nothing about the Bruise Cruise goes according to plan. Especially not Maverick—handsome, odd, aggravating . . . and weirdly charming. Which is a problem. And then he tells me his secrets, leaving me with two options: jump ship or go down with him. Ship Happens is book three in the dark romantic comedy series rocking the TikTok charts—and this time, all aboard means no one is safe. Expect savage banter, killer humor, and a romance that’s anything but smooth sailing. Pack your bags, grab your life vest, and book your ticket—Ship Happens is your next slaycation! One click today! Tropes: Reverse age-gap Serial unaliver x detective Enemies-to-lovers Forced proximity One bed Banter Dark humor Although this dark rom-com is "DIET" Lauren Biel, it still has adult themes. Full list of content warnings on my website. Please listen responsibly! ) ©2025 Lauren Biel (P)2025 Lauren Biel Previous slide of product details 1. Book 3 of 4 The Slaycation Series 2. Listening Length 9 hours and 22 minutes 3. Author Lauren Biel 4. Narrator Gregory Salinas, see all) 5. Publication date September 9, 2025 6. Language English 7. Publisher Lauren Biel 8. ASIN B0FQCVT9MK 9. Version Unabridged 10. Program Type Audiobook Next slide of product details See all details Report an issue with this product or seller](https://www.amazon.com/Ship-Happens-Dark-Rom-Com-Slaycation/dp/B0FQCVT9MK/ref=sr1263?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ICZ1qoPBXIJdGj-3NS1WTV7m5uvoXC9TH2hvKVpG5tWTYaJlzsLxKW4meiKzrFbPT0e34duT0Dfz8qTnm2O4-OuOu5u5B6XhyxkNK8Tl09Gm66gvbI0SZvgQfRyRso6IWbYeEHdYDmZdLjEtlpWHRgWEFmMnJ8Io6SsElwXaRqTM6TSpqMfGNDzeARfgyh5yeHtwRLwQZRGHDqQ5VkIvgf8QcqcSp7F9W80vdo.RIg2c7jvCg4j0DEstQUnQqHfP0q3g2gDVVE8IqyZHCU&dibtag=se&qid=1780245813&s=books&xpid=BtZXy3REumMg) !Image 37: A 38x35 small image, likely a logo, icon or avatar Read & Listen Switch back and forth between reading the Kindle book and listening to Audible audiobook. Add the audiobookfor a reduced price of $4.93 after you get the Kindle book as part of your Kindle Unlimited subscription. ](https://www.amazon.com/hz/audible/mlp?actionCode=AMZOR3890414266326&ref=adblpdpbhve26eft) People who viewed this also viewed 1 of 29 Previous page 1. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZ4LV8BT/ref=adblp13nvvxx0im?encoding=UTF8&plink=80h58yS3vKesmbCH&pdrdw=jzCUK&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=K02WX4TRPAM8CTA75Y6V&pdrdwg=tFpgC&pdrdr=1fbee24f-7ddb-4e3a-8c00-8f629296de40) Sinners Retreat Sinners Retreat Lauren Biel 5,914 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$19.59 2. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMKLGKTS/ref=adblp13nvvxx1im?encoding=UTF8&plink=80h58yS3vKesmbCH&pdrdw=jzCUK&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=K02WX4TRPAM8CTA75Y6V&pdrdwg=tFpgC&pdrdr=1fbee24f-7ddb-4e3a-8c00-8f629296de40) Morally Grey Morally Grey Lauren Biel 1,597 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$14.01 3. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8DFSNQF/ref=adblp13nvvxx2im?encoding=UTF8&plink=80h58yS3vKesmbCH&pdrdw=jzCUK&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=K02WX4TRPAM8CTA75Y6V&pdrdwg=tFpgC&pdrdr=1fbee24f-7ddb-4e3a-8c00-8f629296de40) The Cute Psycho: Morally Ambiguous Duet, Book 1 The Cute Psycho: Morally Ambiguous Duet, Book 1 Veronica Lancet 620 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$22.51 4. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSJVN8QX/ref=adblp13nvvxx3im?encoding=UTF8&plink=80h58yS3vKesmbCH&pdrdw=jzCUK&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=K02WX4TRPAM8CTA75Y6V&pdrdwg=tFpgC&pdrdr=1fbee24f-7ddb-4e3a-8c00-8f629296de40) The Moretti Men: Devils Thirst: Moretti Men, Book 1 The Moretti Men: Devils Thirst: Moretti Men, Book 1 Jill Ramsower 8,152 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$20.87 5. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCG746NJ/ref=adblp13nvvxx4im?encoding=UTF8&plink=80h58yS3vKesmbCH&pdrdw=jzCUK&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=K02WX4TRPAM8CTA75Y6V&pdrdwg=tFpgC&pdrdr=1fbee24f-7ddb-4e3a-8c00-8f629296de40) Nemesis: Sterling Falls Rogues, Book 1 Nemesis: Sterling
0s 4.4 out of 5 stars 4.4 out of 5 1,958 global ratings 5 star 4 star 3 star 2 star 1 star 5 star 51%37%11%1%0%51% 5 star 4 star 3 star 2 star 1 star 4 star 51%37%11%1%0%37% 5 star 4 star 3 star 2 star 1 star 3 star 51%37%11%1%0%11% 5 star 4 star 3 star 2 star 1 star 2 star 51%37%11%1%0%1% 5 star 4 star 3 star 2 star 1 star 1 star 51%37%11%1%0%0% How customer reviews and ratings work) Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. Learn more how customers reviews work on Amazon * Accessibility support for this content is in progress. We are working to provide an accessible version shortly.!Image 67: Accessibility support for this content is in progress. We are working to provide an accessible version shortly. !Image 68!Image 69!Image 70 Sponsored Customers say Customers love every minute of this dark rom-com, praising its perfect mix of laugh-out-loud humor and banter that pulls readers in. The book receives positive feedback for its spicy content. AI Generated from the text of customer reviews!Image 71: A 60x62 small image, likely a logo, icon or avatar Generated from the text of customer reviews Select to learn more !Image 72: A 18x20 small image, likely a logo, icon or avatar Content(24) !Image 73: A 18x20 small image, likely a logo, icon or avatar Humor(16) !Image 74: A 18x20 small image, likely a logo, icon or avatar Spiciness(6) 24 customers mention content, 24 positive, 0 negative 24 customers mention "Content"24 positive 0 negative !Image 75: A large black X symbol Customers enjoy the content of the book, describing it as a fun read that's part of an amazing series, with one customer particularly appreciating the creative games played during the vacation. "I loved this book!!! I loved Frankie and Maverick. I laughed so hard, this one is my favorite out of the series so far. "..." "...The suspense never lets up, and the chemistry? Off the charts. It’s fun, sexy, and just the right amount of unhinged in the best way...." "I highly recommend this series! This book was so good. I could not put it down! The spice was top notch! I will read again!" "...Overall, I rate it 3.5⭐out of 5 which means I had a good time reading this and would recommend it, but it fell a bit short of being something I'll..." 16 customers mention humor, 16 positive, 0 negative 16 customers mention "Humor"16 positive 0 negative !Image 76: A large black X symbol Customers enjoy the book's humor, particularly its perfect mix of laugh-out-loud moments and engaging banter that pulls readers in, with one customer describing it as a darkly funny rom-com at sea. "...ship and cruise ship things, pirates, tasty treats to eat and drink, banter, spice, and darkness-this is the book for you!..." "...Loved the banter, dark humor, closed proximity and reverse age gap that he and Frankie had going on. Enemies to lovers for sure." "I loved this book. It was laugh out loud funny, which is what I expect from Lauren Biels rom-coms...." "I loved this book!!! I loved Frankie and Maverick. I laughed so hard, this one is my favorite out of the series so far. "..." 6 customers mention spiciness, 6 positive, 0 negative 6 customers mention "Spiciness"6 positive 0 negative !Image 77: A large black X symbol Customers enjoy the spiciness of the book. "...This book was so good. I could not put it down! The spice was top notch! I will read again!" "...cruise ship things, pirates, tasty treats to eat and drink, banter, spice, and darkness-this is the book for you! Thanks for another great rear LB!..." "...Spicy and always good for a laugh." "...The spice was EXTRA spicy, the banter was absolutely top notch and the cattle games were over the top extra...." View Image Gallery) !Image 78: Customer image
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