Enemies to Lovers
Cold Sweat
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Jules is desperate for a stress-free fall break, but returning home brings her face-to-face with the one person—or thing—she dreads most: Red. A sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist, Red has been a persistent thorn in her side since their parents tied the knot two years ago. Between his constant, suggestive commentary and his knack for getting under her skin, he is the last thing Jules needs while navigating her own looming life decisions. Seeking refuge from the tension, Jules retreats to her mother’s new sauna, hoping for a quiet, restorative evening. Her peace is short-lived, however, when Red invites himself into the steamy, confined space. What begins as a battle of wits quickly shifts as the heat rises, pushing the pair into an intimate encounter that reveals Red has been keeping a massive, icy secret. This off-the-wall, parody romance leans into the "enemies to lovers" trope with a literal twist. It is a hilariously bold, steamy, and surprisingly sweet novella that asks the most important question of all: can a woman truly find love with a beverage container? For those looking for a quick, absurdly entertaining read, this story serves up a refreshing glass of cherry-flavored chaos.
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08 3.8 out of 5 stars](javascript:void(0))(1,188) Sorry, there was a problem loading this page. Try again. See all formats and editions Fleeing college pressure, Jules heads home to rest, recharge, and figure out a plan before fall break ends. Eager to spend time with her mother and stepfather, there's one presence she's less thrilled about seeing: Red. The sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist Punch was a huge pain in the glass. He'd been getting under her skin for two years now, ever since their parents' wedding day. Red's taste in entertainment and weirdly suggestive commentary were driving her crazy, a destination she was capable of finding all on her own. With big life decisions looming, his antics shake up Jules' already fragile peace, steering her towards a leisurely evening in her mom's new sauna. It seems like the perfect remedy for stress... until Red invites himself along. Close, steamy confines have a way of outing secrets, and Red has a huge one he can't keep on ice any longer. Will Jules be able to resist her thirst for the unknown, or will the truth about her stepbrother refresh her perspective entirely? Cold Sweat is a parody sentient object romance novella between a human woman and a large glass pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist drink mix. No, that's not a metaphor. It's made of glass. Yes, I am referring to exactly what you think I am. Yes, this was written by the same woman who wrote the door one. And the balloons. And the boat. At this point, you know what you're getting into, friends. Narrated in duet style. ) ©2024 Vera Valentine / Word Chick Content LLC (P)2024 Podium Audio Previous slide of product details 1. Listening Length 1 hour and 21 minutes 2. Author Vera Valentine 3. Narrator Anthony Palmini, see all) 4. Publication date October 22, 2024 5. Language English 6. Publisher Podium Audio 7. ASIN B0DBJ8QK3X 8. Version Unabridged 9. Program Type Audiobook Next slide of product details See all details Report an issue with this product or seller](https://www.amazon.com/Audible-Cold-Sweat/dp/B0DBJ8QK3X/ref=sr1806?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.AYudMfHaHl9DoOc-0w1N71KeWNnoOw8sJwZqQ1BkIsYm1UuE-7p7wt4bjRcp5CnfDKMzhGD2oQtIIY3WUK3SpbnW8EdLCtREuzDQVKNJoH3-zV0DrQjwTbGW5VMRxGDdgZ4lVQvYMEl38hjsZ3Efs2KfaU2oXnxf7HYu00ifOqyd6VrJumeIt9TXnr0IqmmTkCSfGOoGPf4o3qjQxPNFaVxCk8Xc17DaKaW2S0NE.xcHroAyMB13rYeiW4mmS6wRaKxptnGcZgiwcVB8S1bU&dibtag=se&qid=1780246647&s=books&xpid=BtZXy3REumMg) !Image 38: A 38x35 small image, likely a logo, icon or avatar Read & Listen Switch back and forth between reading the Kindle book and listening to Audible audiobook. Add the audiobookfor a reduced price of $4.71 after you get the Kindle book as part of your Kindle Unlimited subscription. ](https://www.amazon.com/hz/audible/mlp?actionCode=AMZOR3890414266326&ref=adblpdpbhve26eft) People who viewed this also viewed 1 of 12 Previous page 1. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01G4BLT9O/ref=adblp13nvvxx0im?encoding=UTF8&plink=ehSNzabCWkt8sjJ9&pdrdw=rAFfA&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=Y7TGB1PHNW64E6G4TQ77&pdrdwg=MZI5I&pdrdr=69de9f95-4522-4853-b2a9-791e975fb268) Forked: A New Standard for American Dining Forked: A New Standard for American Dining Saru Jayaraman 57 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$16.51 2. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B785R2ZZ/ref=adblp13nvvxx1im?encoding=UTF8&plink=ehSNzabCWkt8sjJ9&pdrdw=rAFfA&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=Y7TGB1PHNW64E6G4TQ77&pdrdwg=MZI5I&pdrdr=69de9f95-4522-4853-b2a9-791e975fb268) The Dragon's Bride: A Deal with a Demon, Book 1 The Dragon's Bride: A Deal with a Demon, Book 1 Katee Robert 16,076 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$15.63 3. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPF49F9G/ref=adblp13nvvxx2im?encoding=UTF8&plink=ehSNzabCWkt8sjJ9&pdrdw=rAFfA&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=Y7TGB1PHNW64E6G4TQ77&pdrdwg=MZI5I&pdrdr=69de9f95-4522-4853-b2a9-791e975fb268) Sacrificed to the Beast Sacrificed to the Beast Jessa Kane 3,640 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$14.01 4. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FFNJ9D8M/ref=adblp13nvvxx3im?encoding=UTF8&plink=ehSNzabCWkt8sjJ9&pdrdw=rAFfA&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=Y7TGB1PHNW64E6G4TQ77&pdrdwg=MZI5I&pdrdr=69de9f95-4522-4853-b2a9-791e975fb268) Call Me Freak Call Me Freak J.A. Roles 895 Audible Audiobook $0.00 Free with Audible trial$15.72 5. ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8C96GTL/ref=adblp13nvvxx4im?encoding=UTF8&plink=ehSNzabCWkt8sjJ9&pdrdw=rAFfA&content-id=amzn1.sym.6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdp=6bfb9196-cd42-4b32-982b-b592e2848f41&pfrdr=Y7TGB1PHNW64E6G4TQ77&pdrdwg=MZI5I&pdrdr=69de9f95-4522-4853-b2a9-791e975fb268) Unhinged: A
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